“If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“I don’t have to tell you, “I don’t have to tell you” before telling you something I don’t have to tell you. I also don't have to tell you I love you, but I do.”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”