“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,” no matter how sincerely you say it.”

“The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff in a silent way.
 Writing is a way to say something in a silent way.”

“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”

“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen, when you’re all alone and wearing earplugs. It’s true what they say, even if they say it silently—love is Helen Kelleresque.”

“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.”

“I hear what you say in what you don’t say, you see, because I’m a Helen Keller kind of communicator. Love is just as visible as invisible.”