“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple and brown, because you are a royal pain in the ass.”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you around all the time, because who wants to be constantly complimented?”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hankies are reserved for wiping my ass.”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”

“I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.
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“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white isn’t a color.”