“If I wouldn’t have looked under the hood, I’d have never noticed the problem. But as far as I know, the problem didn’t exist before I opened the hood. So did I cause the problem by becoming aware of it, or was it already there regardless of my ignorance?”
“The problems I had existed before I did, and I discovered them.”
“I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.”
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”
“You could name practically any problem in the hood and there'd be a rap song for you.”
“When I die, I die. I could give a shit, ’cause it ain’t my problem. I’d just rather not shit my pants on the way there,”