“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?”
“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mirror. Or with my clone, if he’s not rolling his eyes because he knows what I’m going to say.”
“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”
“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”
“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”
“No, lady, you didn’t have sex with me, you had sex with my clone. I’m sorry, but I don’t know you.”