“If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave and lead the charge.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?”

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.”

“John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machine it was! In fact, it’s so boring that I think I’ll go to sleep now.”

“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you naked, I’ll want to make war to you.”