“If it’s not one thing, it’s another. The other thing is, of course, two. That makes the one thing love, because two is the smallest number you can have to get the one.”
“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.”
“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”
“If you're crazy, there's two things you can do to make yourself feel better: One is to get yourself cured. The other is to make everyone you have to deal with crazy.”