“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wouldn't passively wait for it to find me. Nope, I'd seek it out at 60 MPH, and then run it over.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “If love looked like a deer, smelled like...” 1

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