“If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache. ”
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”
“Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays.”
“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. ”
“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22”
“It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.”