“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”

“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt you got for your eighth birthday. Act offended if anyone stares at the new shape of the word Trouble. Wear the shirt until your mother asks what smells.”

“When you get inside go change into something loose and baggy. And for all that's holy, please wear panties and a bra.”

“You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?”

“I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones)”

“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”