“If taxis were patriotic symbols, I’d flag one down on the Fourth of July.”
“You will generally observe that, of all Americans, your foreign-born citizens are the most patriotic - especially toward the Fourth of July.”
“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”
“To celebrate the Fourth of July meant something definite in those days.”
“It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of July.”
“If we were still English we'd be drinking more and driving on the wrong side of the road - pretty much what people do on the Fourth of July anyway.”