“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.”

“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”

“I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did.”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).”