“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”

“I find it more polite when I yawn without opening my mouth. I also talk this way too, with my mouth closed.”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.”

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.
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“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.”