“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”

“There are some dreams that get stuck between your teeth when you sleep, so that when you open your mouth to yawn awake they fly right out of you.”

“I yawned, which is my cover for everything.”

“A grin broke across Heath's hansome face. "The last time I saw such a collection of Boscastles in church was at Father's funeral. Who invited the mistresses?""I think I did, "Grayson said, suppressing a yawn."God knows I've been sitting here so long my brain's gone stiff.""You invited them to a wedding?""It's not my wedding thank God.""Well, it is your chapel.""Ergo I invite whom I please.""Someone might have thought to invite the groom.”

“Fear and self-doubt are the deadly enemies of creativity. Don’t invite either into your mind.”

“don’t invite a girl on board if you don’t have a six-pack antilock braking system.”