“If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead.”

“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. Then, once you’re out of the hole, finish burying that dead guy before the cops arrive.”

“If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.”

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“Don’t just compare yourself to the best, compare yourself to the average man and also to yourself when you started out. Compare yourself to the best so you have a goal of what to surpass, compare yourself to the average man so you gain confidence in your abilities, and compare yourself to where you were so you can appreciate how far you’ve come—and gauge how far you have to go to be the best and how long it will take.”

“A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.
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“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look for you.”