“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”

“Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give off rising heat, or supply a functioning erection.”

“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You’d better build an ark.”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature while I still can.”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just said I didn’t want to go so you’d beg me to go and I could feel needed. I’m needy like that.”

“If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning.”

“If you could smell my smile, you’d nose how bad I want to kiss you. But you can’t, and I don’t.”