“If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.”

“If someone asks you what the most popular form of transportation is, before you jump to car, you might want to ask what area and era. If the answer is today in the mountains, the answer might be truck. If the answer is England 1776, the answer might be horse.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“People talk of the “whispering wind.” But what are these secrets of the breeze? I don’t know, but I don't want a gossip to stand downwind of me.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”

“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other acceptable answers are Dora J. Arod and Jarod Ora.”