“If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.”
“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”
“Without such a thing as fast food, there would be no need for slow food,”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”
“Much of what is today called "social criticism" consists of members of the upper classes denouncing the tastes of the lower classes (bawdy entertainment, fast food, plentiful consumer goods) while considering themselves egalitarians.”