“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”
“You’re not some woman I picked up in a bar, Chelsea. You’re not a one-night stand. Don’t sneak out on me.”
“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
“The violence between women is unbelievable...women try to make each other crawl so that their knees are bleeding.”
“I was no longer troubled when he pulled out a machete in a crowded bar, tried to pick up schoolgirls, or threatened to scalp us, then rip off our heads and scoop out our brains.”
“But the bending of my knees belongs to my lord”