“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love.”
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”
“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”
“I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.”
“If you can't do something smart, do something right.”
“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”