“If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around. That way you’ll be going forward in reverse.
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“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.”

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove nonstop 2500 miles one way, just so I could immediately turn around and drive back with a reason to see her again.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few steps, or bends down to stretch his back, and I get to enjoy the sunlight for a few moments.”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean. 
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“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.”