“I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.”

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.
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“A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business suit with hemorrhoids might. How that business suit got hemorrhoids I have no idea.”

“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

“If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
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“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it from? I’m going to bring it up from hell.”