“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for a straw.”

“I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.”

“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?”

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”