“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”

“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cracked down the middle in your duality.”

“When I was a kid, I’d leave my door cracked with a piece of lint on top, and if I came home and the lint was on the floor, I’d know there’d been an intruder in my room. Of course, I shared a room with the washer and dryer, so this led to many false accusations.”

“I’ll leave the door unlocked. Be sure to ring the doorbell before you climb in through the window.”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And after they were cracked, the teacher would try to put them back together.”

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”