“I’ll leave the door unlocked. Be sure to ring the doorbell before you climb in through the window.”

“I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through my window.”

“A door shaped like a vagina is more inviting. Sure, I’ll come in, but not slouched over. Allow me to straighten up before I enter.”

“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“I’ll let you see the door is open, so you know I’m open to the idea that you can leave anytime you want. So long as you are able to pick the lock on your handcuffs while you are blindfolded.
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“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza delivery boy while I rang.”

“I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it when I’m able to pay.”