“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.”

“I’ll make fun of him, but I’ll call him Him, because if I use his name I’ll immortalize him. After all, who is he? He’s merely my clone.”

“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.”

“I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals that I’ll demand my clones achieve for me.”

“Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?”

“I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone.”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”