“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.”

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can’t even find my clones?”

“I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals that I’ll demand my clones achieve for me.”

“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.”

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, “Boy, that’s what my car could look like.” Same with clones. If one of my clones got beat up, I’ll think, “Boy, that could have been me. Better me squared than me.”