“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.”

“If you replace the letter "s" with the letter "x," you can make a lot of plural words naughty. For example, "fences" would become "fencex," and I'd say good fencex makes good neighbors.”

“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?”

“I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.”

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding bicycle?”

“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the rare ones, like Q and X.”