“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold and old. I do this because my love for you is slightly warmer and newer.”

“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, because money is time plus labor. I spend my time saving money, I spend my money saving time, and I labor hard to not labor hard.”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?”

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”