“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for having me over.”
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“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.”
“Sometimes I give automated responses to people without even listening to what they say. For example, someone might tell me, “Enjoy the movie,” and I’ll say, “Thanks, you too.” Or, someone will say, “Enjoy your meal,” and I’ll reply, “Thanks, I wish I were eating your pussy.”
“Fetch Constantine, or I’ll make boots out of your hide, bear. (Arcadian Sentinel)Don’t touch me, or I’ll mount your jewels to the wall over your head. (Aimee)”
“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”
“The Holy Spirit showed me that when I put up walls to keep others out I also wall myself into solitary place of confinement.”