“I’m 20 miles from 200 miles from nowhere.”
“I’m going to swim 0.93 miles, ride a bike 24.8 miles, then run a final 6.2 miles. And what’s all that supposed to prove? How is this any different from pouring water in an old pan with a tiny hole in the bottom?”
“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles an hour, so I’m sure I’ll catch up to him.”
“Can you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's.”
“Twenty miles out of town. A million miles from the life you left behind.”
“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.”