“I’m a closet sociopath. You can tell by all the skeletons I have hanging up next to my clothes. ”
“I don’t have any skeletons in my closet that can’t be allowed out.”
“I prefer all of my skeletons out of the closet, to make more room for my shoes.”
“I like my money right where I can see it…hanging in my closet”
“Every town has its secrets.” He began. “San Felipe is no different. Skeletons are hidden in closets for a reason my friend. And trust me when I tell you, San Felipe has many skeletons. The moral of the story is; don’t go snooping into strange closets. You will only find sins and betrayal. Why do you think we drink tequila so much?”
“I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.”