“I’m a guy who respects boundaries. I require a passport for interpersonal travel.”
“I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria.”
“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy. ”
“I’m not a big car guy. I like compact cars.”
“I’m a typical atypical kind of guy.”
“I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add another blanket on top of my bed. I practice inefficiency even while I sleep, so I’ll be prepared to one day be a politician.”
“I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).”