“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“I’m rich in poverty. I got no money coming out of my ass. I’m up to my neck in broke.”

“I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up.
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“If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And I’m terrible at remembering people’s names—even if that person is me.”

“Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.”

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.”