“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”
“I’m a morning person and a night person. So I have to be a nap person, or else I’m a tired person.”
“...There are as many sexes as there are individuals...the seeming neat correspondence between male and female organs is not the end, but the beginning, of sexuality.”
“Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person.”
“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a business partner, a female who’ll contribute the other 50% to the design and make it not only complete, but humane and personable.”
“What a mess. Truths are messy and lies are messy, and I don’t care what Da said, it’s impossible to cut a person into pielike pieces, neat and tidy.”