“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a business partner, a female who’ll contribute the other 50% to the design and make it not only complete, but humane and personable.”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”

“I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a person who’s also roughly ½ of the population known as women.”

“I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.”

“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.”