“I'm a year older than 365 days ago, and I'm having trouble bending my knees and my lower back is killing me. Everything reminds me of death. Especially bending over all day to steal the flowers off all the graves in the cemetery.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I'm a year older than 365 days ago, and...” 1

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