“I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, maybe I can catch up to the love of my youth.”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal!”

“I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try to coax my cat off my lap so I can get up and move.”

“The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up about life, but not about love. Or maybe I mixed that up.”

“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, north, and east, over and over. That’s how I feel when I’m in love, only I walk.”

“Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve traveled with me every step of my journey.”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.”