“I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.”

“When I’m asleep I’m a politician, and when I’m awake I’m a criminal. Throughout the day and night, my mentality never changes.”

“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this because I’m not always like this because I’m always in love.”

“I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.”

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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