“I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.”
“I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion”
“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”
“I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.”
“I’m really cracking. No, I’m beyond cracking. I’m shattered. I’m lost. I’m fragmented.”
“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”