“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory.
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“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.”

“While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.”

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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“I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.”

“Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythical Mr. Boo to me about the shit that’s been said about him.”