“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board right now.”
“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback. ”
“Please may this not be a game. Please may this not be a game. Because if it’s a game, I know I’m going to lose.”
“I have to be on top of my game if I'm going to kill things for you, right?”
“Were board games named board games because most of the time you played them when you were bored? Hmm.”
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”