“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.”

“sometimes life isn’t worth the pain. i’m going for a swim. goodbye, my love.”

“Thick skin is not the thing to have if you are an artist of any kind. It’s got to be bulletproof in the sense that it lets the bullet in, and it travels through, and it comes out the other side. I’ve had everything hurled at me, especially in Australia. Australia is where the tough journalists are.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m going there next week, because I’ve got to look everywhere when searching for the love of my life.”

“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle when I get excited and it stretches out.”