“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m going there next week, because I’ve got to look everywhere when searching for the love of my life.”

“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle when I get excited and it stretches out.”

“With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going to look sexy on my way to work in the snow this winter. And I just got sled dogs, though I plan on pulling them without putting them on the sled first.”

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave.”