“I’m hiding in plain sight. I’m right behind my clone.”

“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.”

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that’s why you couldn’t tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”