“I’m hypoglycemic and squeamish and liable to pass out at the first sign of blood. That happened this morning. I came into the kitchen and found blood on the floor, right next to a few dead hookers.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I’m hypoglycemic and squeamish and liable...” 1

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