“I’m in like Flynn, as the saying goes. But why is it going? It just got here.”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.”

“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done swallowing my pride, and I’ll be full for the foreseeable future.”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the elbow? See, I’m a problem solver. I should go into politics.”