“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.”

“Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That might be why I’m the World Cuddling Champion.”

“I’m looking for a full-time portable heat generator. Must be willing to travel. If you don’t snuggle, you must cuddle—at a world champion level.”

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

“I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”