“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”
“Fundraising is an extreme sport!”
“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.”
“I’m going to cuddle the shit out of you.”
“Blaire, I’m not a romantic guy. I don’t kiss and cuddle. It’s all about the sex for me. You deserve someone who kisses and cuddles. Not me. I just fuck, baby. You aren’t meant for someone like me.”
“Striking up conversations with strangers is something like extreme sports for autistic people.”