“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a treadmill. Walk on me and leave me in a guest room.”

“Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.”

“A tailor walks into a lawyer, and the bar says, "I like your suit." And the tailor replies, "This morning I spotted a non-sequitur detective. Don't worry, he didn't follow me.”

“I’m walking downstairs and upstairs at the same time. I’m in love.”

“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.”