“I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, because when I’m dancing it looks like I’m fighting. In the face of violence, I’m just that gentle and sensual.”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”

“I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts. 
”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”

“I’m a student of life. My own. So I’m also my own teacher.”

“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.”