“I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.”
“There is no such thing as a good writer and a bad liar.”
“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”
“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ”
“A liar should have a good memory.”
“Liars ought to have good memories.”