“I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.”

“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.
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“There is no such thing as a good writer and a bad liar.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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“The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be if he was a liar?
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“Jarod Kintz is a friend, a lover, and a loner. Jarod Kintz talks about Jarod Kintz, because Jarod Kintz has nobody else to talk to. Jarod Kintz is also a liar and a thief, and that’s why I think he’d make a great politician.
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“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you.
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