“I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I have to, to be able to pump all the blood required to operate my massive penis.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do...” 1

Similar quotes

“And what am I? (Adron)You’re kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia)I have no heart at all. What I have is a mechanical substitute that pumps blood through a broken body, and half the time it malfunctions. (Adron)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Read more

“I take in great lungfuls of air. Atom by atom, the oxygen enters my blood and pumps in waves through my veins; it is tidal, this pumping blood. My heart beats mightily. If I ran any faster, gravity would loose its claims on my ankles, and my feet would pedal into the air.”

Ayana Mathis
Read more

“...you’re in my blood spreading through my heart— pumping me numb.”

Coco J. Ginger
Read more

“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?”

Libba Bray
Read more

“Our souls bonded. His pleasure was my ecstasy. My blood pumped in his heart.”

Maria V. Snyder
Read more