“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.”

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mirror. Or with my clone, if he’s not rolling his eyes because he knows what I’m going to say.”

“I’m hiding in plain sight. I’m right behind my clone.”