“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate with a woman as romantic as a flower. Love doesn’t have to sting.”
“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow. ”
“To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.”
“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.”
“Just ’cause I’m the picture of manly perfection doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain.”
“Oh, go sting the BumbleBee.”